Small room in a safe, cozy, nerdy townhouse. Little to no move-in fees, NO deposit, NO UTILITIES (besides electric), and FREE garage parking in a safe and convenient corner of St. John’s. Right across from Safeway, tucked in a residential, just a short walk from the always lovely Lombard Street.The room is very small - but it’s all yours, empty, with a closet and a new, soft carpet. I am also offering a second, even smaller room, to be used as anything from a little personal office to a kids room if you need one. And yes of course I can and will accommodate any young moms.The smaller room is available for rent as a personal bedroom for even cheaper, or as a bonus room for slightly extra. Extra storage in the garage, free with the room, in case you can’t fit all your things in your space. More than willing to make room for any furniture that matches or adds to the vibe, but the place is furnished, wall art included (all from Comic-Con, I will gladly send photos).I am looking for a roommate to put on the lease and hopefully chill out with. The room is too damn small to be spending all your time in there, so I’m hoping we can be some type of friends. With things the way they are in the world right now, I am happy to be a soft place to land and a friend for anyone who needs somewhere to be themselves. Just trying to make a corner of the world where good people can share good company and try their best to be happy. Not cultivating a tense or hateful environment and I will stand my ground on that.I wish I had bigger bedrooms I could offer, but I love this home and will do my best to be a comfortable, fun, accommodating place to spend your time. I’ll offer anything I can for free; parking, storage, utilities, and potentially even the first month of the lease entirely free.Half bath in the living room, the primary is upstairs with the bedrooms. In-unit laundry. We also have a cute patio, unfenced backyard, and a good dog.