A One Eyed Pirate walking Dad Joke, slowly turning into an introvert(kinda loving it). New and loving Portland I’m here to stay, I’m here for the trees, and my daughter(yo she/they). Currently a top % Lyft earner, I drive mornings m-th and fri sat nights.PAY RENT IN FULL ON TIME, live life LEAVE NO TRACE! Overall I’m wicked fun at parties and generally a pleasure to be around(that’s what they say)