




Boring introvert seeks another;)
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Description
Boring person seeks [REDACTED] of me showing place: *Will only respond to people who have read the whole ad, and have included a brief bio about themselves and why my annoying quirks won’t bother them* -here's a video with me talking about the place: - Available April 7, 2026, lease is until end of June 2026, with the option to renew for three months at a time - Affordable and central location! Very walkable. - Lower Mount Royal, a few blocks from 17th Ave - $800 for all utilities (including internet). Damage deposit required up front (one month's rent). (Though if you have a car and want paid parking, it’s $30-70 extra). - First floor of apartment building on a busy street (sometimes noisy) - Laundry in the building ($4 for washer, $3 for dryer) - Balcony, bathtub, north facing living room and kitchen, west facing bedrooms About me: I’m 38, an online tutor and do comedy on the side (feel free to follow me:)) Now let’s get to the annoying stuff. If this stuff won’t bother you, you’re my person, hehe: I’m pretty introverted and annoyingly sensitive when it comes to bright lights at night (so I have dimmers) and loud music at night. I also can’t handle people getting drunk/partying in the house. Having a drink or two is fine. 420 friendly. Other annoying things about me: I’m in the small kitchen a lot and I cook [REDACTED] 11 and up around 7:30am. I will try to be as quiet as I can if I am in the kitchen early and you are sleeping. I like to clean up right after myself in the kitchen and like having a cleaning schedule for the rest of the house worked out with my roommate so we’re never guessing who should be doing what.
Amenities
Deck or Patio
Parking
Laundry
Private Closet
Internet
Wireless Internet
Residence
Building Type:
Apartment Building (10+ units)
Furnished:
Yes
Parking Rent:
50
Household
Household Age:
38 - 99
People In Household:
1
Household Sex:
Female
Lifestyle
My Cleanliness:
Clean
Overnight Guests:
Rarely
Party Habits:
Rarely
I Get Up/Go To Bed:
6AM - 8AM / 8PM - 10PM
Food Preference:
Almost Anything
Smoker:
No
Work Schedule:
Work at Home
Occupation:
Education/ Training
Roommate preference
Age:
39 - 99
Smoking:
No